The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24719. | Karol (mirvan) | 64.44 | 96% | 2015-04-01 |
| 24720. | Ali (katali119) | 64.44 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 24721. | hanab (hanab65) | 64.43 | 92% | 2021-05-24 |
| 24722. | Đỗ (bigcatyoyo) | 64.43 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 24723. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 64.43 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 24724. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 64.43 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 24725. | Heather (starzin) | 64.43 | 97% | 2011-06-14 |
| 24726. | Murat (muratozkan) | 64.43 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 24727. | latias (latiaslatios) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
| 24728. | Kohnsagrado (kohnsagrado) | 64.42 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 24729. | Hexa (hexaa) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 24730. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 64.42 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24731. | Randal (rekt) | 64.42 | 92% | 2014-01-19 |
| 24732. | Lin (mirai92) | 64.42 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 24733. | tyjeremiad (tyjeremiad) | 64.42 | 89% | 2013-12-19 |
| 24734. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 64.42 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| 24735. | Julian (n00bslayer420) | 64.41 | 95% | 2019-06-29 |
| 24736. | Mohammed (mohaali) | 64.41 | 95.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 24737. | Typeracerer (typeracerer2020) | 64.41 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 24738. | Andrew (andrewfischr) | 64.41 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 24739. | Wei (liuw) | 64.41 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 24740. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 64.41 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 24741. | Henrik (mnovru) | 64.41 | 91% | 2013-02-21 |
| 24742. | Dejan (koliko) | 64.41 | 98% | 2013-10-10 |
| 24743. | modittb (modittt) | 64.40 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 24744. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 64.40 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 24745. | ginger (gingercat) | 64.40 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 24746. | Anurag (anuragd) | 64.40 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 24747. | dave (fadedave) | 64.40 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 24748. | Almondz (chollawat2) | 64.40 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |