Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9801. | panda (curtain4774) | 75.75 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 9802. | james (chilty14) | 75.75 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 9803. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 75.74 | 97.2% | 2024-02-22 |
| 9804. | Sheridan (sheridan11) | 75.74 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 9805. | juicebox (xobeciuj) | 75.74 | 97.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9806. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 75.73 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 9807. | callicco (calllicco) | 75.73 | 94% | 2020-05-22 |
| 9808. | Hampe (hampe073) | 75.72 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9809. | neo12 (neo12) | 75.72 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 9810. | Bryan (bryan675) | 75.72 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9811. | Jamie (jamietyper90) | 75.71 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 9812. | Bryz (bryz2k3) | 75.71 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9813. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 75.71 | 93% | 2018-12-05 |
| 9814. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 75.70 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9815. | Petter (ph140) | 75.70 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9816. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 9817. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 75.69 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| 9818. | Elusaka (elusaka) | 75.69 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9819. | Moghit (moghit44) | 75.69 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 9820. | Robert (bertles) | 75.69 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 9821. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 75.68 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9822. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 75.68 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9823. | Jake (shadow5253) | 75.68 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9824. | Prius (mroh) | 75.68 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 9825. | Gon (frixgon) | 75.68 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9826. | Anthony (aaccioly) | 75.67 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 9827. | bsmith4972 (bsmith4972) | 75.67 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 9828. | koen (chromoplast) | 75.67 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9829. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 75.67 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9830. | ∞ (lukman999) | 75.66 | 96% | 2021-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |