I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11271. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 83.24 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 11272. | Chefino (chefino) | 83.23 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 11273. | ADAM (zzxx) | 83.23 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11274. | Teratti (teratti) | 83.23 | 89% | 2017-06-03 |
| 11275. | hero (iknowhtml) | 83.22 | 96.8% | 2023-12-06 |
| 11276. | Hayden (r1plee) | 83.22 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11277. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 83.21 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 11278. | vanillabrogurt (vanillabrog... | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11279. | James (maximumderp) | 83.21 | 96% | 2016-04-17 |
| 11280. | [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... | 83.21 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11281. | Nob (nobvon) | 83.21 | 95% | 2016-07-16 |
| 11282. | Joe (jpgranger) | 83.21 | 96% | 2017-01-03 |
| 11283. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 83.20 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 11284. | Alez_ (alez_x) | 83.20 | 95.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11285. | Jacob (highlift) | 83.20 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 11286. | Literature (20120623) | 83.20 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11287. | Marcus (h_mph) | 83.19 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11288. | Max (tehbomb123) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 11289. | Moghit (moghit44) | 83.19 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 11290. | Daito (blucantrell) | 83.19 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11291. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11292. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11293. | Check (checkmunza) | 83.19 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 11294. | Pim (pimxtreme) | 83.19 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 11295. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 83.19 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 11296. | Katie (katieni) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11297. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 83.18 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 11298. | taha (xxcheffxx) | 83.18 | 95% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11299. | Samantha (happyme147) | 83.17 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11300. | Colin (colinhvu) | 83.17 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |