The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26673. | DeReK (derek324) | 61.05 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 26674. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 61.04 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 26675. | Maco (macoooo) | 61.04 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 26676. | Sharon (sharon) | 61.04 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 26677. | K (kimk12071991) | 61.04 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 26678. | Nikki (galnamenikki) | 61.04 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 26679. | Lisi (lisikava) | 61.04 | 91% | 2015-07-16 |
| 26680. | Chris (pigmalion) | 61.04 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26681. | Anonymous (huntr0) | 61.03 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 26682. | yooooyyooooy (yooooyyooooy) | 61.03 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26683. | le (ladzgo) | 61.03 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 26684. | Joao (ninosd) | 61.03 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 26685. | derek (derekj) | 61.03 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 26686. | Wroom! (wrom) | 61.03 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 26687. | Nicola (nicnaccola) | 61.02 | 98% | 2012-10-07 |
| 26688. | Rochelle (chellenyasmin1) | 61.02 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 26689. | Ice (clwo) | 61.01 | 94% | 2022-03-02 |
| 26690. | Cameron (mickeykeg) | 61.01 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 26691. | Al (bado_76) | 61.01 | 88% | 2016-05-30 |
| 26692. | AllowedUser (slowmanl0l) | 61.01 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 26693. | penpen2 (penpen2) | 61.01 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 26694. | Manjijoji (llewton) | 61.01 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 26695. | Martin (moetzz) | 61.01 | 93% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26696. | whitehat (whitehat2010) | 61.01 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 26697. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 61.01 | 95% | 2015-07-11 |
| 26698. | Patt (rymt) | 61.00 | 94% | 2021-11-13 |
| 26699. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 61.00 | 91% | 2016-06-01 |
| 26700. | Frank (funkyfc) | 61.00 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 26701. | Flavia (flavia_d) | 61.00 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 26702. | Tom (twcxz) | 60.99 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |