The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26440. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 61.87 | 96% | 2011-09-26 |
| 26441. | Mighty (min111) | 61.87 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 26442. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 61.87 | 92% | 2016-12-01 |
| 26443. | Naasrull (naasrull) | 61.86 | 94% | 2019-03-26 |
| 26444. | .. (hectic_herald) | 61.86 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 26445. | Phu (phunguyen9297) | 61.86 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 26446. | Tony (xiao_hong) | 61.86 | 98.1% | 2021-02-27 |
| 26447. | Tieu (tieuhacam) | 61.86 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 26448. | Terina (limokko) | 61.86 | 88% | 2016-09-13 |
| 26449. | Stan (awsomesausage) | 61.86 | 89% | 2012-07-22 |
| 26450. | Johny (johny96) | 61.86 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 26451. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 61.86 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 26452. | Mel (mxlanie) | 61.85 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 26453. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 61.85 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 26454. | Edward (kaspheronim) | 61.85 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 26455. | Jiyoyo (jiyoyo) | 61.85 | 92% | 2012-08-11 |
| 26456. | Keef (millennm) | 61.84 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 26457. | MoeSet (moesett) | 61.84 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 26458. | WraithTheResonant (wraithth... | 61.84 | 95.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 26459. | Lightning (lightning_mcq) | 61.84 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 26460. | Rask (frederik0147) | 61.84 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 26461. | Abdzag (abdzag) | 61.84 | 94% | 2022-02-25 |
| 26462. | Robert (meph87) | 61.84 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 26463. | joseph (jjtpe) | 61.84 | 91% | 2015-02-07 |
| 26464. | Miguel (avengher24) | 61.84 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 26465. | Dinh (proajune91) | 61.84 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 26466. | Quarter (quarter) | 61.84 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 26467. | Sunny (caprisunny) | 61.83 | 94% | 2016-01-18 |
| 26468. | Adam (adamanz) | 61.83 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 26469. | Lucas (lukim16) | 61.83 | 96.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |