And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9198. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 99.64 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9199. | Jessica (jessicafore) | 99.64 | 99% | 2012-01-12 |
| 9200. | David (drosen) | 99.64 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 9201. | Zach (zach_bill) | 99.64 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 9202. | Ramtin (tinermim) | 99.64 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
| 9203. | Mark (faithless) | 99.64 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 9204. | substring (substring) | 99.63 | 98% | 2015-07-01 |
| 9205. | Ella (amhaissup) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 9206. | Mad (bornzor) | 99.63 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9207. | Ace (theghetopenguin) | 99.63 | 92% | 2014-01-10 |
| 9208. | Francisco (frangio) | 99.62 | — | 2010-10-02 |
| 9209. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 99.62 | 93% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9210. | havii (haviihavii) | 99.61 | 95% | 2014-10-04 |
| 9211. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 99.61 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9212. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 99.61 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9213. | Veronica (init2winit) | 99.61 | 96% | 2014-01-29 |
| 9214. | Leonard (lentan) | 99.60 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9215. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 99.60 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9216. | Miikka (moelanen) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 9217. | Reko (rekoreko) | 99.60 | 96% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9218. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 99.60 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 9219. | Kelvin - Colemak (winlost) | 99.59 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 9220. | unknownUser (ayo540) | 99.59 | 97.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 9221. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 99.59 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 9222. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 99.59 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9223. | E dog (evan819) | 99.59 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 9224. | cyrenaic (cyrenaic) | 99.59 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9225. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 99.59 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 9226. | stupefaction (stupefaction) | 99.59 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 9227. | Ari (aravinth97) | 99.58 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |