I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16394. | Bu (buyongtatt) | 71.97 | 98% | 2017-03-01 |
| 16395. | Dimas (geologist) | 71.97 | 94% | 2015-10-18 |
| 16396. | Symoun (sim1ong) | 71.96 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 16397. | Nick (1chompy_) | 71.96 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 16398. | cat (hecknolol2) | 71.96 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 16399. | mfn (greyterminal) | 71.96 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 16400. | Josh (ezbo) | 71.96 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| 16401. | Daryl (daryl_s_turner) | 71.95 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 16402. | Bob (bbui21) | 71.95 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 16403. | DaLorenz (laurenz127) | 71.95 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 16404. | hugh (spoop) | 71.95 | 93.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 16405. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 71.95 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 16406. | Rob (robgert) | 71.94 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 16407. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 71.94 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 16408. | rota (rota22) | 71.94 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 16409. | Mancini (mancini) | 71.94 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 16410. | josh (opticalshadow) | 71.93 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 16411. | Shubham (bhendi1234) | 71.93 | 96.4% | 2025-01-07 |
| 16412. | Moe (moeb1us) | 71.93 | 95% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16413. | Diony (diony) | 71.93 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 16414. | Victor (victorxjoey) | 71.93 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 16415. | Mike (tonz30) | 71.92 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16416. | czus (czus) | 71.92 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
| 16417. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 71.92 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 16418. | harventhy (harventhy) | 71.92 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 16419. | W (resuc) | 71.92 | 95% | 2018-05-28 |
| 16420. | Camist (darkchemist) | 71.91 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 16421. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 71.91 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 16422. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 71.91 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 16423. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 71.91 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |