Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5620. | 2sxty (spxitate) | 54.17 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 5621. | mrigology (typerpro214) | 54.14 | 93% | 2017-08-02 |
| 5622. | Sergi (brutusmag) | 54.13 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5623. | Felix (thefrozenfox) | 54.12 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 5624. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 54.12 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5625. | John (procrastinator4life) | 54.11 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 5626. | Verniy (verniykancolle) | 54.09 | 94% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5627. | Eric (godhand4826) | 54.08 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 5628. | Ginshi (ginshi) | 54.08 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5629. | Clarys (clarys) | 54.07 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5630. | Fermin (ozymandiasf) | 54.06 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 5631. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 54.06 | 93% | 2020-11-16 |
| 5632. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 54.06 | 95% | 2020-06-29 |
| 5633. | Michael (infinity34) | 54.05 | 93% | 2020-10-10 |
| 5634. | Andy (ukp2) | 54.05 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5635. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 54.04 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5636. | modrad (modrad) | 54.03 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5637. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 54.01 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 5638. | Naimur (nrriaz) | 54.00 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5639. | Brandon (bbuthmann) | 53.99 | 94% | 2020-06-30 |
| 5640. | David (davidbojkovski) | 53.95 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5641. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 53.94 | 95% | 2018-06-25 |
| 5642. | Raeid (rudds1231) | 53.92 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 5643. | Miras (t_miras_s) | 53.91 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 5644. | Aman (aman416) | 53.89 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 5645. | Banana_has_Radiation (emman... | 53.88 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5646. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 53.86 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5647. | Lovro (bucimin) | 53.83 | 95% | 2020-06-27 |
| 5648. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 53.81 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 5649. | Eric (eric_17) | 53.79 | 93% | 2020-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |