The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26097. | Bobert (bloobertbludge) | 68.93 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 26098. | Thinh (superthor1999) | 68.93 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 26099. | EGR (mondragon2424) | 68.93 | 96% | 2025-06-07 |
| 26100. | Cyrus (cyruschan1219) | 68.93 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 26101. | Salomon (poufipluf) | 68.93 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 26102. | Devil (bloods4u) | 68.93 | 95% | 2012-07-13 |
| 26103. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 68.93 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| 26104. | buzzlightyear (buzzlightyea... | 68.92 | 98.1% | 2025-04-15 |
| 26105. | Melanie (toitph) | 68.92 | 88% | 2015-04-17 |
| 26106. | Kiera (simplykee) | 68.92 | 99% | 2024-06-04 |
| 26107. | William (tinghow) | 68.92 | 95.1% | 2024-04-27 |
| 26108. | wild (welddann) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 26109. | Ben Asam (bemarc) | 68.92 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 26110. | Alex (alex__canales__) | 68.92 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 26111. | lenny (lclover) | 68.92 | 94% | 2016-02-17 |
| 26112. | Autumn (mylifeischill) | 68.92 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 26113. | Bibek (bibekkk) | 68.91 | 96% | 2025-04-15 |
| 26114. | ScienceTeacherShane (sbarry98) | 68.91 | 97.6% | 2024-10-03 |
| 26115. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 68.91 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 26116. | Modern Giraffe (moderngiraffe) | 68.91 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 26117. | abacaba (achiver) | 68.91 | 97% | 2024-08-01 |
| 26118. | BB (upsie) | 68.91 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 26119. | John Johnson (johnjohnsonju... | 68.91 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 26120. | Shark (sharkmetal) | 68.91 | 85% | 2013-03-05 |
| 26121. | Pine (pinechristmas) | 68.91 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26122. | Mother (tbagger) | 68.91 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 26123. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 68.91 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 26124. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 68.91 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 26125. | Sharas (sharas) | 68.91 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 26126. | Adrienne (yaydrienne) | 68.91 | 98% | 2012-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |