I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2818. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 116.35 | 97.7% | 2025-01-06 |
| 2819. | Ishwar (ishwar88) | 116.35 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2820. | Michael (clayjar) | 116.35 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 2821. | Bassim. (cmpleteidiot) | 116.34 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2822. | Dolan (dudey7ftw) | 116.32 | 99% | 2017-07-10 |
| 2823. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 116.32 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 2824. | J (mrgoob) | 116.32 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2825. | Borger (mmfborgar) | 116.32 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2826. | Liammm (li4mmm) | 116.32 | 99% | 2022-10-04 |
| 2827. | Peter (pojzo) | 116.31 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 2828. | Matt (notsofastbud) | 116.31 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| 2829. | Guest (create_an_account) | 116.31 | 99% | 2021-12-17 |
| 2830. | Myles (mylessucks) | 116.31 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2831. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 116.30 | 99% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2832. | Alexander (unaliveperson) | 116.29 | 97.8% | 2024-10-27 |
| 2833. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 116.29 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2834. | Sam (modelm_maniac) | 116.28 | 99% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2835. | Goober (chilalas) | 116.27 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2836. | Paul (paul_chan) | 116.27 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| 2837. | stożek (stzz) | 116.26 | 98.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 2838. | Jordan (feelingsreal) | 116.25 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 2839. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 116.25 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 2840. | jr (lukrix) | 116.24 | 99% | 2021-05-30 |
| 2841. | Landon (floont) | 116.24 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2842. | Buri (buri_was_taken) | 116.24 | 98.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 2843. | Eric (ek81) | 116.24 | 99% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2844. | antimattermartyr (antimatte... | 116.22 | 100% | 2024-11-28 |
| 2845. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 116.22 | 97.7% | 2024-08-31 |
| 2846. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 116.22 | 96% | 2025-07-04 |
| 2847. | Feasta (feasta) | 116.22 | 100% | 2018-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |