As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11255. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 81.46 | 92% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11256. | fishmatt (fishmatt) | 81.45 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11257. | burritorolls-royce (burrito... | 81.45 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 11258. | Kian (adkas13) | 81.45 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11259. | Tony (hhxi123) | 81.44 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 11260. | Yhannis (yhannis) | 81.44 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 11261. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 81.44 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 11262. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 81.44 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 11263. | Reed (reed120) | 81.43 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 11264. | Lindsey (brew0117) | 81.43 | 98% | 2025-12-18 |
| 11265. | Dante (themagnificentkiller) | 81.43 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 11266. | Mamba (blackmambax) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11267. | Message Me (messageme) | 81.43 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11268. | Javad (soorena776) | 81.43 | 97% | 2016-06-30 |
| 11269. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 81.42 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11270. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 81.42 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11271. | FLorescu (n0thing_qq) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 11272. | Mait (mangomaits) | 81.41 | 99% | 2025-10-30 |
| 11273. | Eran (eranb) | 81.41 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 11274. | IBM Model F (modelm) | 81.41 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 11275. | Quench (quench) | 81.40 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 11276. | Zack (zbrooks) | 81.40 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 11277. | ! (heckar) | 81.39 | 95.6% | 2024-08-08 |
| 11278. | Bradley (breadlyn) | 81.39 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 11279. | Ali (amizan8653) | 81.39 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11280. | The (thedecider) | 81.39 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
| 11281. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 81.39 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 11282. | james (earl2bad) | 81.38 | 95% | 2015-07-18 |
| 11283. | RUNJ_D (runj_d) | 81.37 | 99% | 2026-01-19 |
| 11284. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 81.37 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |