The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8435. | Tyler (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 8436. | Cinari (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8437. | Gabriel (gerpaderp) | 92.50 | 90% | 2016-02-29 |
| 8438. | Kymber (chzsnorter) | 92.50 | 90% | 2014-09-06 |
| 8439. | Coralu (vabracoral) | 92.49 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 8440. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 92.49 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8441. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 92.49 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 8442. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 92.49 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 8443. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 92.48 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 8444. | BigDiqSix9 (bernazrei69) | 92.48 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8445. | Winter (wintercolemak) | 92.48 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 8446. | Trentyn (tal124) | 92.48 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 8447. | Peter (p3t3rm4n) | 92.48 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 8448. | Anno (annodomini) | 92.48 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 8449. | Tony (ezmerked) | 92.47 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8450. | skwan (skwan) | 92.47 | 98% | 2012-12-28 |
| 8451. | Grace (orangepeach) | 92.46 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 8452. | nat (ilikeurmomlol) | 92.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 8453. | SmellsLikePie (piescentedma... | 92.46 | 98% | 2018-02-08 |
| 8454. | Tyler (theov) | 92.46 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 8455. | model (modelfxt) | 92.46 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8456. | Qodet (qodets) | 92.45 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 8457. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 92.45 | 92% | 2016-05-17 |
| 8458. | Jorge (isuckattypingfast) | 92.45 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 8459. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 92.45 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 8460. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8461. | Dro (dro421) | 92.44 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 8462. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 92.43 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 8463. | Shae (shaegreenleaf) | 92.43 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 8464. | Bob (cloud_phantom) | 92.43 | 99% | 2018-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |