Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11629. | B (mrbguy) | 82.68 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 11630. | James (wnston) | 82.68 | 95% | 2020-12-27 |
| 11631. | Aaron (aaron777) | 82.68 | 97% | 2013-05-27 |
| 11632. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 82.68 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 11633. | TheWetard (thebastard) | 82.68 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11634. | Feiran Tao (taofifi) | 82.68 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
| 11635. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 82.68 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11636. | Ra (rayap1010) | 82.68 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 11637. | jim (pstengyawa) | 82.67 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11638. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11639. | Joe (banjoecommando) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 11640. | 4Palestine (wassim321) | 82.67 | 98.1% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11641. | God (jpaul100) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 11642. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 82.67 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 11643. | Habib (habibmalik) | 82.67 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 11644. | Collion (collion) | 82.67 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
| 11645. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 82.66 | 97% | 2015-03-01 |
| 11646. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 82.66 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 11647. | mobo (mobomoga) | 82.66 | 95% | 2015-08-06 |
| 11648. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 82.66 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11649. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 82.66 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 11650. | Samuel (kuwerty1) | 82.66 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 11651. | Jovi (jolikewe) | 82.66 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
| 11652. | Sean (notanza) | 82.66 | 97% | 2014-08-02 |
| 11653. | rg (rg69) | 82.65 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 11654. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 82.65 | 99% | 2015-06-22 |
| 11655. | Denny (shizkr) | 82.65 | 99% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11656. | Santiago (helix_02) | 82.65 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11657. | Bhavesh (bhavesh) | 82.65 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 11658. | Sean (seansta10) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |