So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34493. | $UP3RM@N_313 (wildcat33) | 42.80 | 83% | 2013-05-09 |
| 34494. | A (alex_pasca) | 42.80 | 85% | 2014-01-16 |
| 34495. | Woland (thewoland) | 42.79 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
| 34496. | Khánh Còi (khanhcoi) | 42.79 | 91% | 2012-09-10 |
| 34497. | zooma124 (zooma124) | 42.78 | 94.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 34498. | Aradhya (aradhya) | 42.78 | 92% | 2011-07-28 |
| 34499. | Mika (eldhingsten) | 42.77 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 34500. | Iqbal (iqbalus97) | 42.77 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 34501. | Kirito (kirito) | 42.77 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 34502. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 42.76 | 94% | 2021-09-30 |
| 34503. | Yasseen (yasseenkamel) | 42.75 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 34504. | avinash (avikane) | 42.75 | 92% | 2021-03-26 |
| 34505. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 42.75 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 34506. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 42.75 | 93% | 2021-04-17 |
| 34507. | Huyen (huyenbk) | 42.75 | 90% | 2011-06-22 |
| 34508. | rap (raprics) | 42.75 | 86% | 2013-07-31 |
| 34509. | Arasu (arasu93) | 42.74 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 34510. | Sanket (sanket101) | 42.74 | 91% | 2016-06-27 |
| 34511. | Jiong Liang (odliang_15) | 42.74 | 93% | 2021-05-01 |
| 34512. | mobo (mobomoga) | 42.74 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 34513. | Mangal (mangal92) | 42.73 | 98% | 2015-08-08 |
| 34514. | ratha (prang_ratha) | 42.73 | 95% | 2011-08-03 |
| 34515. | ajay (sergio1011) | 42.72 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34516. | Dar (darmalovan) | 42.72 | 92% | 2014-01-27 |
| 34517. | Smalls (smalls) | 42.72 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 34518. | P (prive) | 42.71 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 34519. | Justin (slow_only) | 42.69 | 88% | 2015-10-23 |
| 34520. | mubara (mubara) | 42.69 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 34521. | \a (tolakwind) | 42.68 | 94% | 2019-09-23 |
| 34522. | SSSS (misamon) | 42.67 | 84% | 2016-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |