The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2042. | Emile (mrelussive) | 117.07 | 96% | 2014-03-01 |
| 2043. | Steve (haxmatix) | 117.07 | 96% | 2016-05-03 |
| 2044. | Lucas (lux0sz) | 117.07 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2045. | training (eyjoy) | 117.07 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 2046. | Jire (canownueasy) | 117.07 | 93% | 2013-07-06 |
| 2047. | Wave (waveclipping) | 117.06 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 2048. | techwiz (techwiz) | 117.06 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 2049. | Alex (zackron) | 117.06 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 2050. | Manu (bryankidd) | 117.06 | 97% | 2011-10-02 |
| 2051. | Alasdair (coolmanic) | 117.05 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2052. | Kyle (cecil1402) | 117.05 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 2053. | Kykro (kykro) | 117.04 | 96% | 2014-02-25 |
| 2054. | top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) | 117.04 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 2055. | Coltaine (aflickering) | 117.04 | 94% | 2011-10-23 |
| 2056. | Heinz (diedich) | 117.04 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2057. | Brian (brianma) | 117.03 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 2058. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 117.02 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 2059. | Brett (charliechingus) | 117.02 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2060. | J W (jwdvorak) | 117.02 | 99% | 2011-06-08 |
| 2061. | gogadgetgirl (gogadgetgirl) | 117.01 | 100% | 2014-10-27 |
| 2062. | Ryan (fyyar) | 117.01 | 99% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2063. | A (vrxzl) | 117.01 | 92% | 2016-11-14 |
| 2064. | Zia (zeeya) | 116.99 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 2065. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 116.99 | 97.2% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2066. | Long Dong (molokai) | 116.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 2067. | Justin (12357911) | 116.99 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 2068. | Max (bookmarked) | 116.98 | 98% | 2014-12-11 |
| 2069. | bitcoinpanda (bitcoinpanda) | 116.97 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2070. | not (hayso) | 116.97 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 2071. | Patrick (patttt) | 116.97 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |