I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1832. | HennesseyDrew (hennydrew) | 92.00 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1833. | ws (wdsyywd) | 92.00 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1834. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1835. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 91.97 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 1836. | Callum (turt2014) | 91.96 | 97.8% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1837. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1838. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1839. | Derrick (dummy_123) | 91.93 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1840. | Abdullah Faisal Al-Fahad (a... | 91.92 | 96.5% | 2025-03-27 |
| 1841. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.92 | 97.6% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1842. | Kai (img3) | 91.86 | 97.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1843. | dango (dang0o0_) | 91.84 | 96% | 2025-08-08 |
| 1844. | Genie (genie909) | 91.83 | 97.5% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1845. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 96.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1846. | Vedant (vedant0) | 91.81 | 97% | 2025-10-31 |
| 1847. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1848. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 91.78 | 96.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 1849. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 91.78 | 95.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1850. | Luna591 (luna591) | 91.75 | 97% | 2026-03-31 |
| 1851. | Dara (adoran) | 91.74 | 97% | 2026-04-06 |
| 1852. | Armando (mandy1339) | 91.72 | 99.8% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1853. | Sky (n1johhner) | 91.69 | 98.1% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1854. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 91.68 | 98.4% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1855. | getting slower (alwsgyy) | 91.65 | 97% | 2025-12-22 |
| 1856. | Wokboi (wokboi) | 91.63 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1857. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 91.62 | 98.9% | 2025-02-01 |
| 1858. | ahmed. (ahmedproman) | 91.62 | 95% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1859. | Christian (christian_phi) | 91.61 | 98% | 2024-05-12 |
| 1860. | Egor (moccasama) | 91.61 | 96.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 1861. | Kysan (kysan_) | 91.57 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |