So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18682. | Brady (v3n0m_xd) | 70.56 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 18683. | Global (global_typer69) | 70.55 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
| 18684. | predrag (pkmfs) | 70.55 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 18685. | Night Fury (naimur_rahman) | 70.55 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 18686. | J. (superg74) | 70.55 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
| 18687. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 70.55 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 18688. | Pasto (pasto_gris) | 70.54 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18689. | Yassin (yy86) | 70.54 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 18690. | Veluare (velaure) | 70.54 | 90% | 2013-01-16 |
| 18691. | mayn (mayn65) | 70.54 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 18692. | (enqq) | 70.54 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 18693. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 70.54 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 18694. | moose (3biggiantmoose) | 70.54 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18695. | Joel (althie) | 70.54 | 91% | 2013-01-06 |
| 18696. | Yoby (yobynad) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 18697. | Brian (scottyb) | 70.54 | 88% | 2016-09-19 |
| 18698. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.53 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18699. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 70.53 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18700. | Ayush (ayush_s) | 70.53 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 18701. | Mo (mo5451) | 70.53 | 87% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18702. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.53 | 92% | 2013-02-25 |
| 18703. | Nathaniel (engage) | 70.52 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 18704. | edward (ilovetotype) | 70.52 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 18705. | Mohammad (techmaster10050) | 70.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 18706. | Meliflua (meliflua) | 70.51 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18707. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 70.51 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 18708. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 70.51 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 18709. | Angela (hylandangela) | 70.51 | 96% | 2012-07-01 |
| 18710. | Colton (dubs) | 70.51 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 18711. | coenz (coencoenz) | 70.51 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |