As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18836. | mamounitor (mamounitor) | 58.09 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
18837. | nullun (nullun) | 58.09 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
18838. | Johannes (xcillingx) | 58.09 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
18839. | Eric (cclutch) | 58.09 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
18840. | Steven (engine210) | 58.09 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
18841. | Radical (radicalgames) | 58.08 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
18842. | Akiraming (akiraming) | 58.08 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
18843. | Hasyim (hasyimashari666) | 58.08 | 89% | 2017-05-25 |
18844. | Joshua (sonofanfiel96) | 58.08 | 87% | 2015-10-28 |
18845. | Chris (chrisp3oh) | 58.07 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
18846. | atzy (atzy) | 58.07 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
18847. | Max (fekkemax) | 58.07 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
18848. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 58.07 | 90% | 2015-04-26 |
18849. | krsko55 (krsko55) | 58.06 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
18850. | Toilybay (tikava) | 58.06 | 94% | 2022-12-20 |
18851. | Ash (shadow20001r) | 58.06 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
18852. | Free (just_free2318) | 58.05 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
18853. | RjTvqH (rjtvqh) | 58.05 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
18854. | stuphadrun (stuphadrun) | 58.05 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
18855. | Ghoz (napatzat) | 58.05 | 90% | 2015-07-23 |
18856. | Mochamad Nurkhayal (mnkadafi) | 58.05 | 93% | 2016-12-24 |
18857. | Dhruv (codenta) | 58.04 | 94% | 2022-03-30 |
18858. | hamdan (hamdankh) | 58.04 | 95% | 2023-07-25 |
18859. | RM (shilabirdy) | 58.03 | 94% | 2022-05-28 |
18860. | kevin (vampiric) | 58.03 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
18861. | thynic (thynic) | 58.03 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
18862. | Enzo (60wpmwhat) | 58.03 | 86% | 2015-04-09 |
18863. | Kareem (kareemayman) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
18864. | Doctor (freakahontas) | 58.03 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
18865. | Adnilem (adnilem1647) | 58.02 | 95% | 2022-08-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |