So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15879. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 74.96 | 95.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15880. | Andrew (rentor) | 74.96 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 15881. | Michael (dr_fingers) | 74.96 | 96.4% | 2023-07-05 |
| 15882. | MyPetToad (mypettoad) | 74.96 | 97.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 15883. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 74.96 | 95% | 2018-02-12 |
| 15884. | Eric (envyhope) | 74.96 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 15885. | Some (heavy_metal123) | 74.96 | 95% | 2015-09-30 |
| 15886. | Brandon (inbloom) | 74.96 | 92% | 2015-06-05 |
| 15887. | X (xshen) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 15888. | kittw (kittw) | 74.95 | 97% | 2012-06-04 |
| 15889. | Stephen (srdiamond) | 74.95 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 15890. | My Cow (profmcdougal) | 74.95 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15891. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 74.95 | 91% | 2015-02-06 |
| 15892. | Violet (ackerman_l1) | 74.94 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15893. | Komil (crocosgaming) | 74.94 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 15894. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 74.94 | 94% | 2015-12-31 |
| 15895. | jack (jackbelmont) | 74.93 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 15896. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 74.93 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 15897. | ApostleOfTheLazy (aayushm8) | 74.93 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 15898. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 74.93 | 92% | 2016-02-19 |
| 15899. | Nameless (nameless) | 74.93 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 15900. | mmacklin (mmacklin) | 74.93 | 93% | 2012-08-08 |
| 15901. | person (spammeracc) | 74.92 | 93% | 2012-12-16 |
| 15902. | Nam (nambct) | 74.92 | 97.2% | 2023-08-02 |
| 15903. | Karhn (gohyz) | 74.92 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 15904. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 74.92 | 97.2% | 2023-09-13 |
| 15905. | noobmaster69 (noobmast3r69) | 74.92 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 15906. | Hung (psucoder) | 74.92 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 15907. | . (blue_eyed_boy) | 74.92 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 15908. | Dana (rubiksgh3) | 74.92 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |