I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15248. | Huge Cabbage (hugecabbage) | 75.31 | 96.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15249. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 75.31 | 96% | 2012-08-02 |
| 15250. | Sunny (sun420) | 75.31 | 95% | 2012-11-20 |
| 15251. | Gaal (lgv315) | 75.31 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 15252. | mirthe (rnirthe) | 75.30 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 15253. | Norman (aris6498) | 75.30 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 15254. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 75.30 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 15255. | fds (sifjshdf) | 75.30 | 98.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 15256. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 75.30 | 95% | 2020-09-29 |
| 15257. | Tinus (tinytheboss) | 75.30 | 92% | 2016-09-04 |
| 15258. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 75.30 | 92% | 2014-03-24 |
| 15259. | Paul (randomnoob1) | 75.30 | 90% | 2013-08-10 |
| 15260. | masterassassin3 (masterassa... | 75.29 | 99% | 2022-05-21 |
| 15261. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 75.29 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 15262. | Spindel (spindelhalla) | 75.29 | 100% | 2015-09-20 |
| 15263. | vivek (viveklakshmank) | 75.29 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 15264. | Lime (blueangel_ph) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 15265. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 75.28 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 15266. | MM476 (mm476) | 75.28 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15267. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 75.28 | 97% | 2016-03-22 |
| 15268. | Knut (knutesten) | 75.28 | 93% | 2012-02-20 |
| 15269. | Tabi (tabi) | 75.28 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 15270. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 75.28 | 95% | 2012-05-24 |
| 15271. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 75.27 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15272. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 75.27 | 94% | 2023-06-17 |
| 15273. | Napatthorn (npp_engieer) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 15274. | Hal (halzhang) | 75.27 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 15275. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 75.27 | 96% | 2012-12-07 |
| 15276. | Tiffany (sapphiremizu) | 75.26 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 15277. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 75.26 | 94% | 2016-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |