So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13149. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 79.63 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 13150. | Addie (adiale) | 79.63 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13151. | typernessa (typernessa) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13152. | Ernesto (aitenlabs) | 79.63 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 13153. | Jun (junseo1216) | 79.63 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 13154. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 79.63 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 13155. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-07-18 |
| 13156. | RIP (kidnappster) | 79.63 | 98% | 2014-07-15 |
| 13157. | bryan (mikeoxenfire) | 79.62 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13158. | Aleksi (aleqsi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13159. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 79.61 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 13160. | Charles (cpbh16) | 79.61 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 13161. | Chris (nasageek) | 79.61 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 13162. | Innate (innateability) | 79.61 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 13163. | M. (abdulmuhsee) | 79.61 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 13164. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 79.61 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 13165. | MLSTRM (mlstrm) | 79.60 | 96.6% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13166. | Ked (kedaro) | 79.60 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 13167. | Jonne (flipordie) | 79.60 | 86% | 2012-10-18 |
| 13168. | Raju (raju009) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-07-06 |
| 13169. | AWP (homerjs) | 79.60 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 13170. | D (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 13171. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13172. | yurk (yurk) | 79.59 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 13173. | shoop (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13174. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 13175. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13176. | Noah (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 13177. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13178. | Shelby (typo5) | 79.59 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |