The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11344. | COATES (texxtz) | 86.50 | 91% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11345. | King (kingshantha) | 86.50 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11346. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 86.50 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 11347. | Sean (seanlew98) | 86.49 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11348. | Bob (mrsibbobsaget) | 86.48 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11349. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 86.47 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11350. | flumi (aircatcher) | 86.47 | 96% | 2016-12-11 |
| 11351. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 86.47 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 11352. | niaz (noraz789) | 86.47 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
| 11353. | Josh (jrpky42003) | 86.47 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 11354. | Stuart (spookysketches) | 86.46 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 11355. | harry maguire (harrymaguir) | 86.46 | 96.2% | 2023-10-21 |
| 11356. | tids (tids) | 86.46 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11357. | Jason (jasjelly14) | 86.46 | 92% | 2014-11-07 |
| 11358. | Haris (matraxa_) | 86.46 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11359. | :) (drewroen) | 86.46 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 11360. | Derek (thenyaz) | 86.45 | 96.9% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11361. | Theodore (kyzerian) | 86.45 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 11362. | Mark (mlmcq99) | 86.45 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11363. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 11364. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 86.45 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11365. | Sean (sbeamer) | 86.45 | 96% | 2014-10-31 |
| 11366. | Natte (nattel) | 86.45 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11367. | dash (quoc_dat736) | 86.45 | 96% | 2016-06-11 |
| 11368. | Paulius (pauliokas) | 86.45 | 93% | 2013-09-26 |
| 11369. | Joseph (jwhee012) | 86.45 | 92% | 2012-08-30 |
| 11370. | ★ (eternalsoldier) | 86.45 | 94% | 2011-07-18 |
| 11371. | Christopher (morloff) | 86.44 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 11372. | Taylor (violinbird) | 86.44 | 97% | 2011-05-29 |
| 11373. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 86.44 | 94% | 2017-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |