I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24331. | Devarsh (blackbear_bg) | 52.95 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 24332. | Lenuel (lenuel) | 52.94 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 24333. | segfault (kdcoetzee) | 52.94 | 90% | 2015-10-15 |
| 24334. | Andrew (hwiteman) | 52.94 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 24335. | Alex (grintheone) | 52.94 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 24336. | Christian (nill8nill) | 52.94 | 89% | 2016-05-13 |
| 24337. | Samuel (legosdopoop) | 52.93 | 94% | 2023-04-25 |
| 24338. | Gina (borbinon) | 52.93 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 24339. | michael (mikeyp124) | 52.93 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 24340. | Nam (shinemaster) | 52.93 | 93% | 2020-06-27 |
| 24341. | Nourhan (nourhan_hanna) | 52.92 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 24342. | jaggu (jaggu_13) | 52.92 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 24343. | Adur (adurto) | 52.92 | 94% | 2022-02-17 |
| 24344. | punyapat (choinw) | 52.91 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 24345. | Prasetyo (splizert) | 52.91 | 91% | 2016-02-22 |
| 24346. | Dick (rock51) | 52.91 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 24347. | Justin (jkrone98) | 52.90 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 24348. | Mihir (mihir_agarwal) | 52.90 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 24349. | Markus (mklassen) | 52.90 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 24350. | Slava (squarewheel) | 52.90 | 94% | 2020-02-18 |
| 24351. | Aria (warmcatch920) | 52.89 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 24352. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 52.89 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 24353. | Lemons (lemonslmfao) | 52.89 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 24354. | yow (papillon_) | 52.88 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 24355. | pro bono (bazookah) | 52.88 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 24356. | avinash (avikane) | 52.88 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 24357. | Grant (grant65404856) | 52.88 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24358. | Zayan (z_a_y_a_n) | 52.88 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 24359. | Fran (ldhusband032823) | 52.87 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 24360. | shivaram (shivaram) | 52.87 | 94% | 2022-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |