The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7684. | Bobby226 (bobby226) | 94.37 | 92% | 2016-09-24 |
| 7685. | Anukool (anukooldeval) | 94.37 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 7686. | Stanley (vajaina) | 94.36 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 7687. | Jason (jachian) | 94.36 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 7688. | Kurt (kuraptor) | 94.36 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 7689. | Slasura (slasura) | 94.35 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 7690. | Nik (wlfeh) | 94.35 | 92% | 2012-09-22 |
| 7691. | Kera (kera77) | 94.35 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7692. | TacosFly (whentacosfly) | 94.35 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 7693. | Slashxave (slashxave) | 94.35 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 7694. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 94.35 | 100% | 2021-05-25 |
| 7695. | f (alminde) | 94.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 7696. | I (lavromat) | 94.35 | 95% | 2012-03-02 |
| 7697. | Leo (leoxano) | 94.34 | 95.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 7698. | V (madscientist) | 94.34 | 88% | 2013-05-06 |
| 7699. | Allison (allis0n_cabala) | 94.34 | 95% | 2015-06-17 |
| 7700. | Rtyp (rktypes) | 94.33 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7701. | Timelord (snowy478) | 94.33 | 94% | 2016-04-30 |
| 7702. | Satoshi (mkato) | 94.33 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 7703. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 94.33 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 7704. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 94.33 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 7705. | Adrian (apnestico) | 94.33 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 7706. | Charles (bucketwastaken) | 94.32 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 7707. | taro (taro_curly) | 94.32 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 7708. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 94.32 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 7709. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 94.31 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 7710. | TuringTest (poweld) | 94.31 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| 7711. | Macey (maacey) | 94.30 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 7712. | James (defused) | 94.30 | 93% | 2012-01-08 |
| 7713. | Edna (failcakez) | 94.29 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |