Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34754. | (diory) | 43.18 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 34755. | (janicebitely) | 43.17 | 94% | 2012-05-30 |
| 34756. | (sumonthaw) | 43.17 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 34757. | (ljs765) | 43.17 | 89% | 2015-12-16 |
| 34758. | Amber (amber129023) | 43.16 | 88% | 2016-03-07 |
| 34759. | (jessikaze) | 43.16 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 34760. | (rakanho) | 43.16 | 95% | 2017-06-12 |
| 34761. | Michele (the_dog_ui) | 43.16 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| 34762. | (priyankathakur) | 43.16 | 94% | 2022-05-03 |
| 34763. | (isnewton) | 43.16 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 34764. | (sherekahn) | 43.15 | 82% | 2012-05-02 |
| 34765. | (ts00834811) | 43.15 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 34766. | Mark (markgeorge) | 43.15 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 34767. | Saif (saif6577) | 43.15 | 93% | 2020-02-18 |
| 34768. | (zexeret) | 43.15 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 34769. | (himanshuganatra) | 43.15 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 34770. | knoppix (ninopereira) | 43.14 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 34771. | trung (hminhtrung) | 43.14 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 34772. | (mkahsanuddin) | 43.14 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 34773. | (alekssss) | 43.14 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 34774. | (gillf) | 43.14 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 34775. | (shk84) | 43.14 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 34776. | (aprilbutterfly86) | 43.13 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 34777. | (mizaay) | 43.13 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 34778. | (kemu) | 43.13 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 34779. | (muntazir) | 43.13 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 34780. | (kiranbagar) | 43.12 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 34781. | (rickelwood) | 43.12 | 96% | 2016-12-07 |
| 34782. | (fasttyper3256) | 43.12 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 34783. | (carl_baller) | 43.12 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |