So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7345. | Malt0 (godcream) | 92.11 | 96% | 2014-10-01 |
| 7346. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 92.11 | 94% | 2012-07-23 |
| 7347. | Samantha (samdan56) | 92.10 | 99% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7348. | mibby (drspock4ever) | 92.10 | 96% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7349. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (caliskimmer) | 92.10 | 97% | 2012-12-18 |
| 7350. | Please use an appropriate u... | 92.09 | 98% | 2011-11-01 |
| 7351. | Django (django_unchained) | 92.09 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7352. | Vasco (vascof) | 92.09 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7353. | Daniel (danfun64) | 92.09 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 7354. | Marco (marco_1) | 92.08 | 96% | 2013-03-12 |
| 7355. | oldpier (woonie) | 92.08 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 7356. | Sovano (sovano) | 92.08 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 7357. | isuchgarbage (isuckgarbage) | 92.07 | 94.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7358. | K (omg911) | 92.07 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 7359. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 92.07 | 99% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7360. | MOIST (aznboy578) | 92.07 | 95% | 2014-09-11 |
| 7361. | Mike (mjy315) | 92.06 | 97% | 2011-06-22 |
| 7362. | Blueblueblub (bubbleblue) | 92.06 | 92% | 2013-06-05 |
| 7363. | Emily (emibraille) | 92.06 | 97% | 2014-01-28 |
| 7364. | Roy (krnruler1235) | 92.05 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
| 7365. | Patrick (cronizer) | 92.05 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 7366. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.04 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7367. | Matt (iwon100grand) | 92.04 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 7368. | Zac (knav) | 92.04 | 94% | 2011-12-04 |
| 7369. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7370. | Fasterplz (fasterplz) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7371. | 140 (140_wpm) | 92.04 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 7372. | Michael (xephid) | 92.04 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 7373. | Lucas (pastorpraeter) | 92.04 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7374. | Thang (thangvu7) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |