So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27006. | Jonathan Byers (big_johny) | 57.49 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 27007. | Hiu Man (yeung726) | 57.49 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 27008. | derick10 (derick10) | 57.49 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 27009. | Aaron (shadracon) | 57.48 | 90% | 2017-01-05 |
| 27010. | Hobbestes (hobbesters) | 57.48 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 27011. | Zach (ach478) | 57.48 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 27012. | ឡានប្រណាំ... | 57.48 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 27013. | tstats[degi_speedster] (deg... | 57.48 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 27014. | notgeorgia (notgeorgia) | 57.48 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27015. | Think_Islam (salamoza) | 57.48 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 27016. | Sridhar347 (sri347_krish) | 57.48 | 87% | 2011-08-19 |
| 27017. | U can't Beat Me (tyepracer) | 57.48 | 90% | 2012-02-16 |
| 27018. | Aditya (adityatekale27) | 57.47 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 27019. | Alan (mephisto1030) | 57.47 | 96% | 2014-09-09 |
| 27020. | Joseph (po_po1) | 57.47 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 27021. | aravind (aravindv) | 57.47 | 85% | 2013-12-17 |
| 27022. | Stas (onixflip) | 57.46 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 27023. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 57.46 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 27024. | aa (elk111) | 57.46 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 27025. | nguyen (ngvanhoais2) | 57.46 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 27026. | Norps (norps) | 57.46 | 91% | 2012-08-14 |
| 27027. | Tom (motionx) | 57.46 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 27028. | barry (mixhype) | 57.46 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 27029. | 21B (daganbaboy) | 57.46 | 94% | 2011-06-14 |
| 27030. | bill (bilthebuket) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
| 27031. | Michael (mbowen) | 57.45 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 27032. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 57.45 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 27033. | patrick (mastercraft33) | 57.45 | 94% | 2022-08-18 |
| 27034. | Cuong (qt1003) | 57.45 | 93% | 2021-07-28 |
| 27035. | Levie (levie_) | 57.45 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |