The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14086. | alex (alexpen543) | 37.32 | 99% | 2017-11-02 |
| 14087. | Tyler (read2) | 37.32 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 14088. | karl (karlito223) | 37.32 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 14089. | ali (love_iran) | 37.32 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 14090. | mavro (wampiz) | 37.32 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 14091. | Kon (konnn) | 37.31 | 92% | 2014-07-04 |
| 14092. | will (blackey) | 37.31 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 14093. | Rashid (rashidattari) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-02-24 |
| 14094. | John Rey (jennjohnrey) | 37.30 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 14095. | Rocio (rosy) | 37.30 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 14096. | Aravind (theloneranger) | 37.30 | 89% | 2015-09-26 |
| 14097. | N (oryptic) | 37.30 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 14098. | luiza (malu) | 37.30 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 14099. | Sophia (sophiah83) | 37.29 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14100. | tom (tomas) | 37.29 | — | 2008-10-29 |
| 14101. | manoj (manojkumar) | 37.28 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 14102. | Saumya (devil_lucifer) | 37.27 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 14103. | Zaib (zaib_107) | 37.27 | 94% | 2022-05-14 |
| 14104. | banu (banu97) | 37.27 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 14105. | Mitry (mitry) | 37.27 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| 14106. | Florent (galildor) | 37.27 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 14107. | Sikka (sikka7) | 37.26 | 96% | 2012-08-27 |
| 14108. | anton (anton_4register) | 37.26 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 14109. | elysa (lysa) | 37.26 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 14110. | robert (ace_d) | 37.26 | 92% | 2015-08-15 |
| 14111. | sohil (sohil) | 37.25 | 99% | 2015-10-21 |
| 14112. | Namenloser23 (namenloser23) | 37.25 | 87% | 2016-04-02 |
| 14113. | Shakhimardan (shaki) | 37.25 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 14114. | nhd (night_type) | 37.25 | 89% | 2013-08-30 |
| 14115. | Muhammd Irfan (irfan1122) | 37.24 | 93% | 2023-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |