So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30433. | phynex (phynex) | 52.30 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 30434. | mini (mini_is_my_name) | 52.30 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 30435. | Eric (ericniyigaba) | 52.30 | 89% | 2017-03-28 |
| 30436. | Ren (reniyuh) | 52.30 | 94.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 30437. | duy (duyswampert) | 52.30 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| 30438. | Tran (tleanh) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 30439. | Lubomir (lanastasov) | 52.30 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 30440. | manoj (mjbx) | 52.29 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 30441. | Islam (islam_anwer) | 52.29 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 30442. | Christian (allen2021) | 52.29 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 30443. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 52.29 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
| 30444. | Historical (historicalskink) | 52.29 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 30445. | John (apathy_incarnate) | 52.29 | 95.1% | 2021-01-27 |
| 30446. | kk (kkrustic) | 52.29 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
| 30447. | Umberto (magemaster) | 52.29 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
| 30448. | mehul (mehulmacwan) | 52.29 | 97% | 2014-07-16 |
| 30449. | Mitch (mitchtin) | 52.28 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 30450. | Heitor (lheitor) | 52.28 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 30451. | Rupesh (rupeshracer) | 52.28 | 94% | 2022-07-28 |
| 30452. | alax (urlonglostdog) | 52.28 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 30453. | 3isa 7ayaty (yal3ab) | 52.28 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
| 30454. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 52.28 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 30455. | Fudance (fudance) | 52.28 | 93% | 2015-03-17 |
| 30456. | Boyiddhanath (boyiddhanath_85) | 52.28 | 94% | 2018-04-20 |
| 30457. | Nakoa Blue (ashleet) | 52.27 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 30458. | Akshay (sawantakshay87) | 52.27 | 93% | 2015-06-25 |
| 30459. | Ken (milanleite) | 52.26 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 30460. | Adnan (adnankhan) | 52.26 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 30461. | lemonytwist (lemonytwist) | 52.26 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 30462. | Cuong (cuongnt) | 52.26 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |