As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4610. | Tom (twrig144) | 98.68 | 97% | 2025-04-18 |
4611. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 98.68 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
4612. | Alex (syphon9) | 98.68 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
4613. | Andrei (kloudrazor) | 98.68 | 96% | 2016-04-14 |
4614. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 98.67 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
4615. | Scryp (scryp) | 98.67 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
4616. | Fuzusu (fuzusu) | 98.67 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
4617. | Good Vibe Tribe (lucas_lm) | 98.66 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
4618. | Christian (chrillzen) | 98.66 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
4619. | Steve (srd93) | 98.66 | 98.9% | 2023-12-25 |
4620. | . (blue_eyed_boy) | 98.66 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
4621. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 98.66 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
4622. | david (david4161) | 98.65 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
4623. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 98.65 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
4624. | rice (riceyrice) | 98.65 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
4625. | chills4shiverin (chills4shi... | 98.65 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
4626. | 50IQ Sigma Male (esotericism) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
4627. | Mitchell (mitchow) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
4628. | Neil (mshantanu39) | 98.64 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
4629. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 98.64 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
4630. | jeff (typecringe) | 98.63 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
4631. | Will (willinfaloo) | 98.63 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
4632. | Jorge (jdominguezzz) | 98.61 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
4633. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 98.61 | 96.6% | 2024-12-27 |
4634. | Justin (suhjune123) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
4635. | Will (shadzalt) | 98.60 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
4636. | Johnathan (johnescasa) | 98.60 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
4637. | Javier (javixtop) | 98.59 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
4638. | Zune (easiest) | 98.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-11 |
4639. | Joao (fl4shbangpt) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |