I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11877. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 81.57 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 11878. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 81.57 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 11879. | h0ly (h0ly) | 81.56 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11880. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 81.56 | 97.5% | 2024-04-24 |
| 11881. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 81.56 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11882. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 81.56 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 11883. | Suka (sukafox) | 81.56 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 11884. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 81.56 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11885. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 81.56 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 11886. | Markus (twofx) | 81.56 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 11887. | sator1 (sator1) | 81.55 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11888. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 81.55 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11889. | glockss (glockss) | 81.55 | 93.8% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11890. | Sputz (sputz) | 81.55 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 11891. | Neal (aldrichneal) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11892. | Mans (mans21) | 81.54 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11893. | dypy61 (dypy61) | 81.53 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 11894. | Jonah (beans_pete_beans_pete) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 11895. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 81.53 | 96.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11896. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 81.53 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11897. | Connor (connor822) | 81.53 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11898. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 81.53 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 11899. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 81.53 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 11900. | shui (sammi76) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11901. | BossThePro (bossthepro) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 11902. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 11903. | puripuripuririn (puripuripu... | 81.52 | 97.5% | 2023-12-27 |
| 11904. | sonyaiboguy (bbbappo) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 11905. | R (prind0) | 81.50 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 11906. | Roman (ralescano) | 81.50 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |