Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1245. | Tim (tim28) | 94.76 | 99% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1246. | bruhPRO (bruhpro) | 94.76 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1247. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 94.74 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1248. | Mafuso (mafuso) | 94.73 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 1249. | Hugo (devilsportuguese) | 94.71 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 1250. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 94.71 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1251. | Alec (iplaytetris) | 94.69 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1252. | Colin (facestab) | 94.69 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1253. | Terra (terranavis) | 94.68 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1254. | saif (saif_alkhatalin) | 94.67 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1255. | (tyleryoung210) | 94.66 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1256. | Felipe (profeccter1611) | 94.64 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1257. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 94.63 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1258. | ryan (frustrate) | 94.63 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 1259. | andrewxd (andrewxd) | 94.59 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 1260. | Matt (ferrarifingerz) | 94.55 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1261. | Made In (kosowarner) | 94.53 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1262. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 94.53 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1263. | earwax (earwax) | 94.51 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1264. | Siggis (siggy00) | 94.50 | 100% | 2017-08-18 |
| 1265. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 94.48 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 1266. | Gus (lookitup) | 94.47 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1267. | 푸푸피피 (f6zqygeti2yql... | 94.46 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1268. | LEntless (lentless) | 94.44 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 1269. | citrus (citrustrack) | 94.41 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1270. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1271. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 94.41 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1272. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 94.40 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1273. | Pedro (timboly3) | 94.35 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1274. | Iura (newbeginnings) | 94.35 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |