So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5307. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 98.09 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 5308. | Reg (reggg) | 98.08 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| 5309. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 98.08 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5310. | Alexa (alexa72) | 98.08 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5311. | #2 (nigelbo) | 98.08 | 92% | 2012-09-09 |
| 5312. | Jarrod (meowmerz) | 98.07 | 98% | 2013-01-06 |
| 5313. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 98.07 | 94% | 2014-03-05 |
| 5314. | Kristi (llamasrule) | 98.07 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 5315. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 98.05 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5316. | Al Jolson (kinosian) | 98.05 | 97% | 2015-01-31 |
| 5317. | David (stewbagel) | 98.05 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 5318. | G (zger) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5319. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 98.04 | 98% | 2016-12-04 |
| 5320. | Tanner (twhite90) | 98.04 | 98% | 2016-11-11 |
| 5321. | samsher (samsher) | 98.04 | 99% | 2015-07-31 |
| 5322. | Slobodan (bekca) | 98.04 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 5323. | youtube.com/pgblanks (super... | 98.02 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 5324. | thansoooo (blueocta) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 5325. | Catalin (hawksuddenstrike) | 98.02 | 95% | 2013-01-12 |
| 5326. | Tim (negativezero) | 98.02 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 5327. | James Rigor (jamesrigorcela... | 98.02 | 98% | 2012-11-03 |
| 5328. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 98.02 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5329. | MS (damanthc) | 98.01 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5330. | ITypeWith2Fingers (alewis999) | 98.01 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 5331. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 98.00 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 5332. | loois (gorgontes) | 98.00 | 98.8% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5333. | James (hyzhenhok) | 98.00 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 5334. | D (soulwang) | 98.00 | 95% | 2015-08-06 |
| 5335. | J (mirumirai) | 97.99 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 5336. | robOn (robinz62) | 97.99 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |