So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7722. | Ceonsamea (ceonsamea) | 90.99 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| 7723. | Nady (serufidesu) | 90.98 | 97.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7724. | trick20 (trick2001) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 7725. | Dyllan (dyllanbui) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 7726. | random (waltersgo) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 7727. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 90.97 | 99% | 2020-09-04 |
| 7728. | Indira (dirascorpio) | 90.97 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 7729. | Ramesh (rksoni) | 90.97 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 7730. | qwertz (mynameiswayne) | 90.96 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 7731. | sloth (mitchie98) | 90.96 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7732. | Charlie (swordmole) | 90.96 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 7733. | James (jbrayfl) | 90.96 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 7734. | Shannon (shannon8605) | 90.96 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 7735. | omegadeath88 (omegadeath88) | 90.95 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 7736. | Justin (feryll) | 90.95 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| 7737. | Connor (c42855) | 90.94 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 7738. | Qly (ariqly) | 90.93 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7739. | Jean (orangedrum) | 90.93 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 7740. | Daniel (mitchell10123) | 90.93 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7741. | Courtney (pickels712) | 90.93 | 98% | 2015-05-07 |
| 7742. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 7743. | Priyank (priyankablaze) | 90.93 | 94% | 2011-05-18 |
| 7744. | Uncreative (uncreatively) | 90.93 | 94% | 2013-08-18 |
| 7745. | Egyptian (egyptianlion) | 90.92 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7746. | heclord (heclord) | 90.92 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 7747. | Hieu (mylenploa) | 90.92 | 97% | 2012-06-18 |
| 7748. | Chad (peachey22) | 90.92 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 7749. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 90.91 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 7750. | n8 (ttensu) | 90.91 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7751. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 90.91 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |