So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22567. | Sam (sme321) | 64.44 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 22568. | Christiano (christiano_rona... | 64.44 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 22569. | sahin (sahinerbay) | 64.44 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 22570. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 64.44 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 22571. | Kim (kimucrimson) | 64.44 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22572. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 64.44 | 95% | 2013-05-14 |
| 22573. | srini (srirag100) | 64.43 | 94% | 2012-06-19 |
| 22574. | Marie (rebelady) | 64.43 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 22575. | Gustav (gustavtropolo) | 64.42 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 22576. | Sylvia (pancakefriday) | 64.42 | 91% | 2014-09-06 |
| 22577. | Chrissy (dukkie_b) | 64.42 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 22578. | Amila (n0wtype) | 64.42 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22579. | Marko (mare35) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 22580. | Likee (tutukee) | 64.42 | 94% | 2016-06-21 |
| 22581. | disthymia (yksnidreambox) | 64.42 | 93% | 2015-03-29 |
| 22582. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 64.42 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 22583. | ObiJuaan (obijuaan) | 64.41 | 95% | 2023-05-09 |
| 22584. | Gyalzen (g_sherpa) | 64.41 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 22585. | Marzooq (rmarzooqur) | 64.41 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 22586. | Tom (trmr) | 64.41 | 96.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22587. | ACEUUNO (aceuuno) | 64.41 | 95.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 22588. | Stan (mistrg) | 64.41 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22589. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 64.41 | 96.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 22590. | Ryan (ryanmr) | 64.41 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 22591. | Nguyễn Anh (niitk14) | 64.41 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 22592. | Riley (rilez) | 64.41 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 22593. | nemasu (nemasu) | 64.41 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 22594. | Tyler (inamorta) | 64.41 | 92% | 2012-05-17 |
| 22595. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 64.41 | 94% | 2019-05-08 |
| 22596. | Jasper (jaspertade123) | 64.40 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |