And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3905. | asdf (asdff) | 117.00 | 97% | 2011-08-15 |
| 3906. | Charmander (smile_y) | 116.99 | 96% | 2011-07-24 |
| 3907. | PicnicBasket (picnicbasket) | 116.99 | 92% | 2012-08-10 |
| 3908. | Jose (joseysais) | 116.99 | 100% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3909. | Joel (lutherjw) | 116.98 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 3910. | Fraser (attract_) | 116.97 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 3911. | km (kmamp) | 116.97 | 97% | 2012-03-18 |
| 3912. | Sevenly (sevenly) | 116.97 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 3913. | Desirae (desixxbabii) | 116.95 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 3914. | William (deltawk) | 116.95 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 3915. | Thomas (tskilla) | 116.95 | 96% | 2011-05-16 |
| 3916. | Sora (amamiyasora) | 116.94 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 3917. | Zeeshan (nioprosc) | 116.93 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 3918. | KP (kp132124) | 116.93 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 3919. | A (ando8) | 116.93 | 96% | 2013-11-02 |
| 3920. | sweetles (sweetles) | 116.91 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 3921. | monochrome (artemis_05) | 116.90 | 97.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| 3922. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 116.90 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3923. | Vesper (toonvesper) | 116.89 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3924. | raggin (swagmaster420x) | 116.89 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 3925. | Mephist (memphis) | 116.89 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 3926. | Ops (opsianos) | 116.88 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3927. | (meronar) | 116.88 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 3928. | Karla (karlacolleen) | 116.88 | 100% | 2013-03-29 |
| 3929. | Sean (droopydog5) | 116.87 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3930. | Andrew (mizdachubz) | 116.87 | 99% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3931. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 116.87 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 3932. | Vinh (vinhpham8598nt) | 116.87 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 3933. | Omar (shift209) | 116.86 | 94% | 2014-12-01 |
| 3934. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 116.85 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |