And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9900. | Jack (eyther) | 97.99 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 9901. | GAY (gayy) | 97.99 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
| 9902. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 97.99 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 9903. | Smol (smol_potot) | 97.99 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 9904. | melina (halfxheart) | 97.98 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 9905. | tutnek (tutnek) | 97.98 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 9906. | Cres (crespear) | 97.98 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9907. | Isaac (peregrinus) | 97.98 | 97% | 2015-08-27 |
| 9908. | adish (adish123) | 97.98 | 92% | 2016-04-20 |
| 9909. | Otto (ottozhen) | 97.98 | 91% | 2011-08-27 |
| 9910. | Big (bautiz) | 97.98 | 98% | 2012-06-02 |
| 9911. | Cris (turbofingers) | 97.97 | 96% | 2013-12-28 |
| 9912. | Vishnu (dvishnu) | 97.97 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
| 9913. | Sal (saleen) | 97.96 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 9914. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 97.96 | 98.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9915. | Carter (carterps2ss) | 97.96 | 96% | 2016-01-07 |
| 9916. | Helix (last_in_kahoot) | 97.95 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9917. | What's up (mistak) | 97.95 | 95% | 2015-02-06 |
| 9918. | Ilia (isilisi) | 97.95 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 9919. | . (evanisme) | 97.95 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 9920. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 97.94 | 98% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9921. | Greg (xpec824) | 97.94 | 97% | 2014-09-11 |
| 9922. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 97.94 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 9923. | Justin (colbaman) | 97.93 | 97% | 2014-02-13 |
| 9924. | Emma (bryterlayter) | 97.93 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 9925. | Catherine (mayalover) | 97.92 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 9926. | lav (illblowurmind) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9927. | Tom (gazi243) | 97.92 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9928. | a (yungskrunt) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 9929. | Mooch (moochimooch) | 97.91 | 98% | 2013-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |