The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32747. | Omigodamak (omigodamak) | 62.10 | 93.8% | 2024-11-21 |
| 32748. | Krishna (rk4500) | 62.10 | 96.8% | 2024-02-13 |
| 32749. | ermac (rklive) | 62.10 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 32750. | peepoglad (swempert) | 62.10 | 94.8% | 2023-07-05 |
| 32751. | Simon (unclesimon) | 62.10 | 97.1% | 2024-12-12 |
| 32752. | Flynn (flynncity) | 62.09 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 32753. | Arun (aktomar0707) | 62.09 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 32754. | Lemuel (da_wae90) | 62.09 | 96.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 32755. | Austin (spasticsurgeon) | 62.09 | 94% | 2014-06-14 |
| 32756. | MANO (mano_g) | 62.09 | 97.3% | 2025-01-28 |
| 32757. | Eric (eric_0208) | 62.09 | 95% | 2025-02-25 |
| 32758. | Anna (fangirlmaniac) | 62.09 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 32759. | turtle ninja (uttammor) | 62.09 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 32760. | livz (livz) | 62.09 | 96.3% | 2024-03-02 |
| 32761. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 62.09 | 93.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 32762. | Faizan (faizanbhait) | 62.09 | 96% | 2024-04-26 |
| 32763. | 💀 (typey_tappy) | 62.08 | 95% | 2025-04-29 |
| 32764. | Vitalii (misreadable_mind) | 62.08 | 96.5% | 2024-04-16 |
| 32765. | Sourabh (100rab) | 62.08 | 96.5% | 2024-08-08 |
| 32766. | Orri (orria98) | 62.08 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 32767. | morne (morneode) | 62.08 | 99% | 2025-06-18 |
| 32768. | Naru (solvereign) | 62.08 | 93% | 2022-12-14 |
| 32769. | OfficerBalls (noob_master9901) | 62.08 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 32770. | kenestrophic (kenestrophic) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 32771. | Luka (zwoosh) | 62.08 | 94% | 2022-09-13 |
| 32772. | snazine (snazine) | 62.08 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
| 32773. | jolan (egghed999) | 62.07 | 97% | 2024-12-01 |
| 32774. | Brandon (goatsonaboat) | 62.07 | 96% | 2024-01-19 |
| 32775. | freebagofgold (freebagofgold) | 62.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 32776. | Aman (du8ey) | 62.07 | 94.6% | 2024-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |