I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8862. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 89.72 | 96% | 2017-02-01 |
| 8863. | Sadra (sadra17) | 89.71 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8864. | Ryan (ry_bread) | 89.71 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 8865. | ayush (rocky1708) | 89.71 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8866. | Megu (knightninja436) | 89.70 | 96.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8867. | Rui (epansei) | 89.70 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 8868. | kat (macaronifeet) | 89.70 | 100% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8869. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 89.69 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 8870. | Leah (leahlovesjisung) | 89.67 | 96.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 8871. | DWRS (dwrs) | 89.66 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 8872. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 89.66 | 84% | 2017-04-05 |
| 8873. | aetaett (rarrarrar) | 89.65 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8874. | inclarition (inclarition) | 89.65 | 97% | 2025-12-24 |
| 8875. | Dalton (dalousha) | 89.65 | 96.7% | 2024-11-25 |
| 8876. | Eric (eric397) | 89.65 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8877. | still (pluvs) | 89.64 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 8878. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 89.63 | 98.1% | 2025-02-01 |
| 8879. | Jebaited (barered278) | 89.63 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8880. | Ally (2_ally_) | 89.62 | 96.3% | 2024-10-06 |
| 8881. | Tyler (kc_chief) | 89.62 | 97.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8882. | Klitoris (klitoris) | 89.62 | 97% | 2024-02-01 |
| 8883. | Azmaine (azmaine) | 89.62 | 97% | 2025-11-24 |
| 8884. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 89.62 | 97.4% | 2023-07-11 |
| 8885. | Tebs (tebomoi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 8886. | Maria (ladymariag) | 89.61 | 99% | 2024-09-30 |
| 8887. | kat (hawoot) | 89.61 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8888. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 89.61 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8889. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 89.61 | 99% | 2024-06-08 |
| 8890. | Miles (eightmiles27) | 89.61 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8891. | avergetyperisboomin (averag... | 89.60 | 96.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |