And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21693. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 76.17 | 99% | 2014-07-30 |
| 21694. | JOEL (joeledaniol) | 76.17 | 97% | 2014-05-11 |
| 21695. | Goncalo (nolesey) | 76.16 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 21696. | Crasedes (crasedes) | 76.16 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 21697. | Syed Sheraz (syedsherazarshad) | 76.16 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 21698. | Eva (niejingtan) | 76.16 | 98% | 2016-07-18 |
| 21699. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 76.16 | 92% | 2013-01-06 |
| 21700. | Hamza (thesmarts101) | 76.16 | 93% | 2013-03-15 |
| 21701. | 终 (zedathug) | 76.16 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
| 21702. | Mitchel (typingsolja) | 76.15 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 21703. | lockheed (lock_heed) | 76.15 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 21704. | Stiglitz (myhell) | 76.15 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 21705. | Pavlos (pavlogd) | 76.15 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 21706. | J. (superg74) | 76.15 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 21707. | ramen1 (ramen1) | 76.15 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 21708. | Igor (guinplene) | 76.15 | 99% | 2014-03-17 |
| 21709. | Hamish Easton (easty_bot) | 76.14 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 21710. | Yoong Xuen (xuenxd) | 76.14 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 21711. | Hamzie (hamziee) | 76.14 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 21712. | Sam (sme321) | 76.14 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 21713. | Niccolo (nthperez) | 76.14 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 21714. | Vivek (kill3rking) | 76.14 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 21715. | William (wbulovas) | 76.14 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 21716. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 76.14 | 94% | 2015-10-24 |
| 21717. | Tami (miso) | 76.14 | 99% | 2011-05-30 |
| 21718. | Speeder (zberkom) | 76.14 | 92% | 2015-01-26 |
| 21719. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 76.13 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 21720. | Cloud (cloud_pt) | 76.13 | 99% | 2013-02-15 |
| 21721. | fari (favarjooy86) | 76.13 | 95% | 2014-07-13 |
| 21722. | Momen (momenarafa) | 76.12 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |