So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14124. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 77.96 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 14125. | pico (picowei) | 77.96 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 14126. | RyanC (crosstcob) | 77.95 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 14127. | amy (rose51203) | 77.95 | 95% | 2020-06-09 |
| 14128. | ixsam (ixsam) | 77.95 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 14129. | Patrick (agek) | 77.95 | 90% | 2013-12-29 |
| 14130. | JtG (jaylegee) | 77.94 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14131. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 77.94 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14132. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 77.94 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 14133. | patzer (tip3) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14134. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.93 | 99% | 2014-07-31 |
| 14135. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14136. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 77.93 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14137. | Jay (anond) | 77.93 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 14138. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 77.93 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14139. | A (anish_jc) | 77.93 | 91% | 2014-06-03 |
| 14140. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14141. | Ben (bevanz) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14142. | Michael (manbeck1) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 14143. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 77.92 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 14144. | Misha (misha2011) | 77.92 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 14145. | Melon (melonxo) | 77.92 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14146. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 77.92 | 83% | 2013-06-16 |
| 14147. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 77.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 14148. | zrk (zarrik) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 14149. | s (sllogical) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 14150. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 77.91 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 14151. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14152. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14153. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |