So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15504. | (speed8019) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 15505. | (richaslions) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 15506. | oops (thinktank) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 15507. | (jquiroz728) | 75.18 | 96% | 2017-11-17 |
| 15508. | (nextelement) | 75.18 | 98% | 2016-10-22 |
| 15509. | (mariam1) | 75.18 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 15510. | Chris (birdbrainer) | 75.18 | 95% | 2013-07-30 |
| 15511. | (melvindvorak) | 75.18 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 15512. | (ganestalay) | 75.18 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 15513. | (bwv988) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 15514. | (garopus) | 75.17 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 15515. | (fillipdots) | 75.17 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 15516. | (xxx_hikari) | 75.17 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 15517. | (donkeysbanana) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 15518. | (booournz) | 75.17 | 96% | 2017-09-04 |
| 15519. | Anh (yayme12345) | 75.17 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 15520. | (misemono) | 75.16 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15521. | (ikrarwinata) | 75.16 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 15522. | Sam (epixzz) | 75.16 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 15523. | (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 15524. | (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 15525. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
| 15526. | (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
| 15527. | (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
| 15528. | (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15529. | (elargentino95) | 75.15 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 15530. | (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 15531. | (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 15532. | (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 15533. | (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |