The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24590. | breh (duclc) | 64.46 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24591. | Can (anqelican) | 64.46 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24592. | inipro (inipro) | 64.46 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 24593. | Potet (potetaaker) | 64.46 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 24594. | Chris (integrus) | 64.46 | 93% | 2012-11-25 |
| 24595. | Alberto (alberto) | 64.46 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24596. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 64.45 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 24597. | LyFe (elvislin036) | 64.45 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24598. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24599. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 64.45 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 24600. | Josue (yhosug7) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24601. | John (xobot) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24602. | Tonya (tagama2) | 64.45 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 24603. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 64.45 | 93% | 2017-04-01 |
| 24604. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 64.45 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 24605. | Anthony (burner15) | 64.45 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 24606. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 64.44 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24607. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 64.44 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 24608. | CallMeTim (callmetim) | 64.44 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 24609. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 24610. | Jonathan (joe00) | 64.44 | 88% | 2013-05-03 |
| 24611. | RSCArne (rscarne) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 24612. | Karol (mirvan) | 64.44 | 96% | 2015-04-01 |
| 24613. | Ali (katali119) | 64.44 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 24614. | hanab (hanab65) | 64.43 | 92% | 2021-05-24 |
| 24615. | Đỗ (bigcatyoyo) | 64.43 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 24616. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 64.43 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 24617. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 64.43 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 24618. | Heather (starzin) | 64.43 | 97% | 2011-06-14 |
| 24619. | Murat (muratozkan) | 64.43 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |