The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24589. | (luke29) | 64.17 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 24590. | (heeretic) | 64.17 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
| 24591. | (ddacm) | 64.17 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 24592. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 64.16 | 95.2% | 2023-09-12 |
| 24593. | (forhadsustbd) | 64.16 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 24594. | (josephyen) | 64.16 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24595. | (giveup) | 64.16 | 90% | 2016-05-27 |
| 24596. | (westie) | 64.16 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 24597. | (nst94) | 64.15 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 24598. | (forrest) | 64.15 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 24599. | (rebekahtomski) | 64.15 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24600. | (notej) | 64.15 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24601. | (pogfrog) | 64.15 | 98% | 2014-02-05 |
| 24602. | MARK (teamsolomid1314) | 64.15 | 92% | 2016-12-09 |
| 24603. | (riyaz11) | 64.15 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 24604. | (datuchao23) | 64.15 | 92% | 2011-11-03 |
| 24605. | (john_w) | 64.14 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 24606. | (r4nz) | 64.14 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24607. | (speedesterist) | 64.14 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 24608. | (kyruz) | 64.14 | 95% | 2023-09-30 |
| 24609. | (curt_29) | 64.14 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 24610. | Carolina (mirrorball) | 64.14 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 24611. | (krige) | 64.14 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
| 24612. | Go Bears!!!!! (juno) | 64.14 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 24613. | (5411) | 64.14 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 24614. | (morto_racer) | 64.13 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 24615. | (hsooom) | 64.13 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 24616. | (harimaron) | 64.13 | 92% | 2015-07-31 |
| 24617. | Jimmy (user39) | 64.13 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 24618. | (hollywood_undead_) | 64.13 | 93% | 2016-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |