And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32907. | Joe (moto1524) | 57.34 | 96% | 2015-04-22 |
| 32908. | Jonathan (jonathanblowstar) | 57.34 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 32909. | Hap (hapyv) | 57.34 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 32910. | newbiedooby (4rshi7) | 57.34 | 95% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32911. | Maluck (maluck) | 57.34 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 32912. | Pips (pips87) | 57.34 | 95% | 2015-06-13 |
| 32913. | Jaswin (jaswin) | 57.34 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
| 32914. | Mohammad Mobarak (rock_master) | 57.33 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32915. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 57.33 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 32916. | Sumit (sumit_patna) | 57.33 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 32917. | Gerardo (ggcv) | 57.33 | 95% | 2016-07-01 |
| 32918. | Arjun (arjun.webmail@gmail.... | 57.33 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 32919. | Abdelrahman (ashalaby) | 57.32 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 32920. | Christopher (chris_1) | 57.32 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 32921. | Alisha (alie2123) | 57.32 | 88% | 2016-05-17 |
| 32922. | duebdab (ultraduebdab) | 57.32 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 32923. | David (jdwalston) | 57.31 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 32924. | nash (nash_) | 57.31 | 94% | 2018-09-28 |
| 32925. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 57.31 | 95.1% | 2023-06-24 |
| 32926. | Miran (miranny) | 57.31 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 32927. | Dan (dbster) | 57.30 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 32928. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.30 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 32929. | Ivo (ruberiot) | 57.30 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 32930. | Hieu (trunghieu104) | 57.30 | 94% | 2012-05-19 |
| 32931. | super (mansuper) | 57.30 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 32932. | Tom (shmink) | 57.29 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 32933. | Eldorb (eldorb) | 57.29 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 32934. | Lon (lonfgt) | 57.29 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 32935. | Tomatenkopf5 (tomatenkopf5) | 57.29 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 32936. | Guardprimo (guardprimo) | 57.28 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |