The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34774. | sidharth (sidharth_71) | 60.23 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 34775. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 60.23 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 34776. | wen (neverwen) | 60.22 | 94% | 2020-02-20 |
| 34777. | trespecity (this_me) | 60.22 | 95% | 2024-07-30 |
| 34778. | Predator (predatorking) | 60.22 | 97% | 2025-08-28 |
| 34779. | Alex (alex_2008_) | 60.22 | 96% | 2024-08-05 |
| 34780. | Amber (ambershumpert1033) | 60.22 | 97.6% | 2024-11-06 |
| 34781. | Ella (ellacsaunders) | 60.22 | 96% | 2024-03-22 |
| 34782. | Mehran (mehrandvd) | 60.22 | 98% | 2015-02-13 |
| 34783. | ErrorOp (error_op) | 60.22 | 95.8% | 2024-03-05 |
| 34784. | Mohib (mohib_) | 60.22 | 95.8% | 2023-07-04 |
| 34785. | Σπύρος (asos11) | 60.22 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
| 34786. | ◯__ MAX __◯ (minilaytr) | 60.22 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 34787. | Justin (ilikepotatoes) | 60.22 | 93% | 2011-08-16 |
| 34788. | Chase (chasericker) | 60.22 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 34789. | LEGEND (43110joshua) | 60.22 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 34790. | Corey Threadgill (mr_whitehat) | 60.21 | 95% | 2024-02-19 |
| 34791. | Luka (dr_aseptik) | 60.21 | 94% | 2025-12-11 |
| 34792. | Abdullah Alhumaidi (0epi) | 60.21 | 92% | 2024-10-30 |
| 34793. | Minxy (minxyscissors) | 60.21 | 95.1% | 2024-10-23 |
| 34794. | varun VAaRrUNn (vaarrunn) | 60.21 | 95.3% | 2024-05-05 |
| 34795. | Kai (yuw3nkai) | 60.21 | 95% | 2024-09-25 |
| 34796. | Matthew (deadmage34) | 60.21 | 89% | 2011-10-27 |
| 34797. | Mugiwara (sungodnika69) | 60.21 | 94.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 34798. | Payam (pvza) | 60.21 | 97% | 2012-01-13 |
| 34799. | moneymattrz (moneymattrz) | 60.20 | 95% | 2025-06-20 |
| 34800. | Albert Nicholas (anicholas) | 60.20 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 34801. | Michael Giardina (giardim) | 60.20 | 95% | 2023-11-20 |
| 34802. | Ken (hdstomp) | 60.20 | 95% | 2023-11-12 |
| 34803. | pun (punoar) | 60.20 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |