So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34531. | Josh (mophii) | 43.56 | 93% | 2020-08-22 |
| 34532. | pwes (epiccooldarwin) | 43.55 | 87% | 2015-03-16 |
| 34533. | Jigar (hiraj) | 43.55 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 34534. | Kyle (kylebing) | 43.55 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 34535. | LCN (imfiba1991) | 43.54 | 92% | 2013-03-08 |
| 34536. | Deeann (deeannmarie) | 43.54 | 94% | 2015-04-05 |
| 34537. | catchpatch (catchpatch) | 43.54 | 89% | 2013-08-10 |
| 34538. | ismail (anosolu) | 43.54 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 34539. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 43.53 | 83% | 2016-08-08 |
| 34540. | Maruf (marufsatkhira) | 43.53 | 98% | 2016-08-23 |
| 34541. | doanh (doanhvu) | 43.53 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 34542. | Kevin (asdled89) | 43.52 | 94% | 2019-03-17 |
| 34543. | Typer (typy_typy) | 43.51 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 34544. | phil (twotype) | 43.51 | 94% | 2014-06-22 |
| 34545. | Tran (qsang) | 43.51 | 90% | 2011-11-25 |
| 34546. | Omar (omar_ali) | 43.51 | 90% | 2013-06-13 |
| 34547. | STROBOLKOP (strobolkop) | 43.50 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 34548. | Neemita (minti) | 43.50 | 90% | 2013-11-06 |
| 34549. | Caspian (caspiandragonfruity) | 43.49 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 34550. | Alex (neotyk) | 43.49 | 92% | 2012-01-23 |
| 34551. | Omega (likeyouknow) | 43.48 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 34552. | Shadowrise (zellion) | 43.48 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 34553. | alex (alex1096) | 43.48 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 34554. | Alexander (alex_mi) | 43.46 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 34555. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 43.46 | 94% | 2019-10-22 |
| 34556. | smooth (smoothcriminal) | 43.46 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 34557. | Omar (om17) | 43.46 | 88% | 2016-05-21 |
| 34558. | Petr (protie) | 43.45 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 34559. | Izalo (khantropez) | 43.45 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 34560. | Joseph (bnnes714) | 43.45 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |