I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12191. | Freedom (employ) | 80.78 | 100% | 2018-01-01 |
| 12192. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 80.77 | 95.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 12193. | Slowest (namajeffracer) | 80.77 | 95% | 2018-05-23 |
| 12194. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 80.77 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 12195. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 80.76 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 12196. | Andrew (degh) | 80.76 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12197. | Kyle (polylog) | 80.75 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 12198. | tristen (unitristen) | 80.75 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12199. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 80.75 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12200. | Kyle (kylej88) | 80.75 | 97.2% | 2023-05-28 |
| 12201. | Eugene (rawners) | 80.75 | 99.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 12202. | Nic (scylla1) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12203. | lily (awyite) | 80.74 | 97% | 2024-02-06 |
| 12204. | 𝑎𝑠ℎ (ashenvelope) | 80.74 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 12205. | Kotai (kotai) | 80.74 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12206. | seanghong (hongracer) | 80.74 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 12207. | Vaj (taychee) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 12208. | Mint (mintalchemist) | 80.73 | 96.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12209. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 80.73 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 12210. | Saman (kittipot1) | 80.73 | 95% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12211. | Yan (betterjanek) | 80.72 | 95.4% | 2023-12-24 |
| 12212. | Keibro (darkman664) | 80.71 | 97% | 2025-07-28 |
| 12213. | rae (rae29) | 80.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12214. | jacob (jabucjamba) | 80.71 | 96% | 2024-04-22 |
| 12215. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 80.71 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 12216. | Eric (symtomps) | 80.71 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 12217. | Sopapollo (abanico) | 80.70 | 96% | 2025-12-24 |
| 12218. | HadiToori (haditoori) | 80.70 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 12219. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 80.70 | 95% | 2022-07-09 |
| 12220. | jcm (jan500) | 80.70 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |