I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7013. | Robert (speeddemon436345) | 98.92 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7014. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 98.92 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 7015. | Persia (aida_sma_777) | 98.91 | 96% | 2025-08-11 |
| 7016. | jsve (jsve) | 98.91 | 99% | 2025-09-23 |
| 7017. | cakerules (cakerules1) | 98.91 | 95.9% | 2023-08-10 |
| 7018. | Mastr (mastrshaftr) | 98.91 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7019. | NH (nhughes30) | 98.90 | 99.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 7020. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 98.90 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7021. | Simba (simba_10) | 98.90 | 98.3% | 2025-03-16 |
| 7022. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 98.90 | 99% | 2022-05-16 |
| 7023. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 98.89 | 99% | 2025-10-29 |
| 7024. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 98.89 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 7025. | Abizer (abizern) | 98.88 | 100% | 2020-09-05 |
| 7026. | Konstantinos (sunk_sunk) | 98.88 | 99% | 2022-10-08 |
| 7027. | Skill (skill2kill_) | 98.88 | 100% | 2022-12-29 |
| 7028. | KTH (kthmanish) | 98.88 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 7029. | Jeff (jefflee1999) | 98.87 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 7030. | Pisser (minsuk7) | 98.87 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 7031. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 98.86 | 100% | 2023-05-09 |
| 7032. | nathe (nowhooshing420x) | 98.86 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 7033. | chiksulub (chiksulub) | 98.85 | 98% | 2026-01-07 |
| 7034. | David (davidp963) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 7035. | Jimminyyy (jimminyyy) | 98.85 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 7036. | XXX (milfarn1) | 98.85 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 7037. | p1e (jackholly) | 98.85 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 7038. | SPEEDLIMIT (60kph) | 98.85 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 7039. | Keaton (skeaton) | 98.84 | 96.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 7040. | Obsidian Nights (obsidian_n... | 98.84 | 98.3% | 2024-06-03 |
| 7041. | Tami (tamcam) | 98.84 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7042. | Joost (me4rts) | 98.84 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |