And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14998. | skrrt (ryanhou28) | 87.89 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 14999. | merk (undernewb) | 87.89 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 15000. | David (terrel) | 87.89 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 15001. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 87.89 | 99% | 2015-02-19 |
| 15002. | Alex (aluong) | 87.89 | 99% | 2017-09-07 |
| 15003. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 87.89 | 97% | 2013-09-27 |
| 15004. | eddy (yourmom22) | 87.89 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 15005. | Theologic (theologic) | 87.89 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 15006. | necati (naydin) | 87.89 | 96% | 2014-05-01 |
| 15007. | Maria (marose14) | 87.89 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 15008. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 87.88 | 97% | 2017-03-11 |
| 15009. | liam (liom101) | 87.88 | 92% | 2014-05-08 |
| 15010. | Michael (pokemic) | 87.88 | 98% | 2013-12-29 |
| 15011. | dash (quoc_dat736) | 87.88 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 15012. | Tracie (masako) | 87.88 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 15013. | Sputnik25 (25dondon25) | 87.88 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 15014. | Edwin (minsil) | 87.87 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 15015. | ocdfingers (unipsykal) | 87.87 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 15016. | bong (bongled) | 87.87 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15017. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 87.87 | 94% | 2012-11-09 |
| 15018. | Rajath (limeclide) | 87.87 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 15019. | Bell (possibelly) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 15020. | Panda (panda_2002_) | 87.86 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 15021. | Xophules (xophules) | 87.86 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 15022. | Kommy (kommy_boo) | 87.86 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 15023. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 87.86 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 15024. | Mati (munzirae86) | 87.86 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 15025. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 87.86 | 95% | 2011-07-27 |
| 15026. | ryan (stolikandolo) | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 15027. | Heather (songbird88) | 87.85 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |